January 11, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day!

It's a little early...but really it's not because Valentine's Day stuff is already replacing all the Christmas stuff on store shelves. [insert sad face]

And I think all this Valentine propaganda is working because I woke up this morning with Valentine's Day thoughts infiltrating and squatting in my mind.

So, in an act of defiance...and because, despite what they claim, Hallmark doesn't have a card for every occasion...here are a few quickly sketched out Valentine's Day sentiments you might need in your arsenal.

Other close contenders were*:
"Buying me chocolates won't buy you love."
"No, I don't want to be your girlfriend."
"You're creepy."

*Not taken from personal experiences at all.

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