You want to know what's even better than being interviewed by a classroom full of 2nd graders stationed all the way over in Germany?
Unicorn Fish + magic dust + fairy + Obama = AWESOME SAUCE.
Amputated rainbow horns. YES.
For reference, here's the image these two stories were based on.
Shout out to the Frankfurt International School!
*Stay tuned. I just may post more of these gems. ;)